Bacon-Flavored Lube

Now even straight guys can enjoy a salty treat under the covers. J&D's Foods is bringing even more meat into the bedroom with their new Bacon-Flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.

This comes after an April Fool's prank gone horribly wrong. Baconlube was never intended to be a real product. However, studies showed that 43% of Canadians would choose bacon over sex.. so they made J&D's foods well aware of the demand for this imaginary product..

3000 e-mails later, Baconlube is here for real from a company known for products such as bacon-flavored popcorn, bacon lip balm and bacon flavored envelopes.

Let's assume that those who would pick bacon over sex weren't having very good sex in the first place.. but what about you? What would you choose?

This stuff would make a good Christmas gift. Here's the website: baconlube.com